PUTT UP OR SHUT UP

Junkyard Golf Club, The home of crazy golf, mad cocktails and bad puns just hit an explosive all-time ticket sales record, with pre-sales 250% on 2019. As they prepare for their major come back on the 17th May 2021
The explosive neon lit playground now has a few added twists and turns to make sure it’s Covid safe but still jampacked with all the fun, crazy shizzle!
Junkyard Golf Club’s wide, open-plan venues are already the perfect place to get together with your pals and escape the lockdown lull. Already operating on a time slot system, serving up cocktails in single-use cups, and the ability to make cashless payments easily make them a no brainer as a safer way to socialise. They are also offering a 50% off for all “Blue Light” services.”
Golfers will be able to choose from three different themed mashed-up courses:
PABLO – POLLUTED PARADISE!
The jungle is massive, booyaka, booyaka! Take an excursion into the unknown as you navigate 9 holes of polluted paradise. A once tranquil wild world, now sullied by creeping humanisation. Putt your way through the litter strewn jungle, around toxic tree frogs, past a deep cave bear wrestling cage and a Rihanna themed forest bathroom, until you reach the oil soaked ocean and Rio-On-Sea. Is it golf? Baby don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me. No more…
GARY – IT’S A SCRAPYARD TING!
You used to call me on my shellphone… late night snacks. This course has all of your disco garage needs, think 90’s tunes, a scrapyard slide and of course a UV garage room! Wind your way through written-off cars and auto-junk and putt’ straight outta the U-Bahn…
BOZO – TIME TO RUN AWAY FROM THE CIRCUS!
Roll up, roll up! It’s the creepiest show on earth. Hate clowns? GOOD! Face your fears through 9 holes of circus freaks and fairground creeps. Check out the Ferris Wheel, Hall of Mirrors and avoid some pretty scary clowns. Time to run away from the circus..
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